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Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? 
A: Show me the honey! 

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 
A: Because he was sitting on the deck! 

Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? 
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. 

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? 
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! 

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? 
A: I think I'm coming down with something! 

Q: What do you call a window that raps? 
A: 2PANEZ 

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? 
A: Because then it would be a foot! 

Q: What has four wheels and flies? 
A: A garbage truck! 

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? 
A: Post Office! 

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? 
A: Don't worry, I've got you covered! 

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? 
A: To draw the curtains! 

Q: What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? 
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump. 

Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack? 
A: One! After that its not empty! 

Q: What kind of button won't unbutton? 
A: A bellybutton! 

Q: What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? 
A: Depeche a la Mode. 

Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? 
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! 

Q: What dog keeps the best time? 
A: A watch dog. 

Q: Why did the tomato turn red? 
A: It saw the salad dressing! 

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? 
A: It let out a little wine! 

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? 
A: Odor in the court. 

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? 
A: Dam! 

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? 
A: They don't have the guts. 

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? 
A: Nacho Cheese 

Q: What streets do ghosts haunt? 
A: Dead ends! 

Q: Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? 
A: He got stuck in Orbit. 

Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? 
A: We make perfect cents. 

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? 
A: To get to the second hand shop. 

Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? 
A: So he could have sweet dreams. 

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? 
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes. 

Q: Why did the robber take a bath? 
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway. 

Q: What happens if life gives you melons? 
A: Your dyslexic 

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? 
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. 

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? 
A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! 

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? 
A: An umbrella. 

Q: Why did the belt go to jail? 
A: Because it held up a pair of pants! 

Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? 
A: He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered 

Q: What happens if life gives you melons? 
A: Your dyslexic 

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other? 
A: Two's company, three's a cloud 

Q: Why did the balloon burst? 
A: Because is saw a lolly pop 

Q: Did you hear about the sick juggler? 
A: They say he couldnt stop throwing up! 

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? 
A: Stick with me and we will go places! 

Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard? 
A: A barber. 

Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? 
A: Sherbet 

Q: What do you call a dentist in the army? 
A: A drill sergeant 

Q: Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? 
A: It's the one rated Arrrr! 

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? 
A: Because the cow has the utter. 

Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? 
A: Trouble 

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

What Are Some Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013


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