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Short Funny Jokes For Kids Biography

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Teacher: Two positives can't equal a negative

Student: Yeah, right!

Two kids were arguing when the teacher entered.

Teacher: Why are you arguing?

Kid: We found a 20 dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the finest lie.

Teacher: Sham on you. When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.

The kid gave bill to the teacher.

You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says "why the long face?

why did the skeleton not go to the Halloween party?

he feels bony

Murphy’s old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. ‘Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,! ‘Ain’t dat grand, !!’ Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, ‘Hold on! We ain’t finished yet, !’ The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, ‘Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too….’ Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, ‘Hold on, we aint got done yet, !’ The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !’ Murphy said to the doctor, ‘Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?’ The doctor said, ‘You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.’ Murphy said, ‘Ah yeah, during conception.’ When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, ‘Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.’ She said, ‘Yeah, I remember dat night…’ Murph said, ‘I’ll tell you, ……it’s a f”” kin’ good ting we didn’t use WD-40.

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a mother would know), “‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?”

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’ The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’ The busy flight attendant smiled and said, ‘Did your mother tell you to ask me?’ The boy said, ‘Yes, she did.’ “Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Ask her to explain that to you.’