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1)TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria! 

2)TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? 

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 

3)TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

4)TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" 

TEACHER : No, that's wrong 

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! 

5)TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

6)TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

7)TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the grondthan you are.

8)TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 

9)TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? 

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

10)TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's chry 

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father 

didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand. 

11)TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

12)TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as 

your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; 

13)TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher. 

14)Teacher: Well, there is one good thing I can tell you about your son.

Father: Oh? What's that?

Teacher: With the grades that he's getting, he can't possibly be cheating.

15)Teacher: Your essay about your cat is the same as your sister's.

Pupil: That is because it is the same cat! 

16)Teacher: Do you understand the importance of punctuation?

Student: Oh yes, I always get to school on time. 

17)Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity is called?

Student: What?

Teacher: Correct 

18)Teacher: Please name two pronouns.

Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Correct.

19)Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? 

Student : Brotherly love.

20)Teacher:What is the difference between a car and a tree?

Student:The car leaves the shed whereas the tree sheds the leaf

20)) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”

Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.

Teacher : “What do you mean?”

Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.

Teacher:"What about ur mother?"

Sam:She is a woman.

21) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”

David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

22)Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide

23)A Teacher lecturing on population - In world after 

Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. 

A Man stands up - we must find & stop her!.

24)Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. 

Johny: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

25)Teacher: Raju, How many times have I told u not to scribble on the board?

Raju: Sorry Miss, I did not count.

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013