Funny Jokes Kids Biography
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Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
Question: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours
A. so he could hide in the crayon box
Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A: A zebra with a drumkit.
Q:How do you make a fruit punch?
A:Give it boxing lessons.
Q:why did the sheep go to the movies
A: to get some snaaahcks
Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A. A nervous shipwreck!
Q. What do you call a sheep that is covered in chocolate?
A. A Hershey baaaaaar!
Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is a horse like a wedding
Because they both need a groom!!!!!!!!!!
Why is a horse like a wedding?
Because they both need a GROOM!!!
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: to draw the curtains!
What did the math book say to the other math book? Boy do I have problems.
Q.Why was Rita carrying a ladder?
A.Because she was going to high school!
Q:What is a witches favorite part in school?
A:Spelling LOL!!!
Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike?
Answer: A BUNNY HOP
Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
because he felt jumpy.
Q: Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?
A: in the hare force.
Why did the egg go to the doctors?
Because he had a cracking headache.ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
student: A polar bear and his wife
Q. What do bunnies like to play?
A. hop scotch
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don't worry Ive got you covered!
What does an elf learn in school?
answer- the elfabet
What is round as a cookie, busy as a bee? What can it be?
A watch
WHERE CAN YOU FIND AN OCEAN WITH NO WATER?
ON A MAP
What animal needs to wear a wig?
a bald eagle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
because he lost his filling
Whats the difference between a teacher and a train.
the teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew chew.
Why did the monkey say to his little brother?
you're driving me bananas!
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because he had window panes!!!
Q: What time should a person go at the dentist?
A: At TOOTH-THIRTY!!!
Joker: Wanna hear a construction joke?
Person: Sure, I'd love to hear a construction joke!
Joker: Sorry, I'm still working on it!
Person: Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!
Where does the EASTER BUNNY go to eat breakfast?
at IHOP
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