Funny Jokes For Children Biography
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Why do some people eat snails?They don’t like fast food!(hehe)
Two guys were lost in the desert and gettinghungry.“What are we going to do?” one asked.“Make sandwiches, I guess.”
A hamburger went to the gym.“What can I do for you?” asked the instructor.“I want you to supersize me,” the hamburger said.(lol)
Two kids brought their pets to school for show-and-tell. Johnny had a mouse and Danny had acat.When it was Johnny’s turn, he told the teacher hedidn’t have anything to show.“Why not?” the teacher asked.“Because Danny’s homework ate my homework!”
The teacher turned to the skeleton in the classand said: “I’m sure you can answer this nextquestion.”“It’s a no-brainer.”
What did the zero say to the 8?Looks like your belt is too tight.(rofl)
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A mathematician baked his first cake, and it cameout perfect.“How did you do it?” a friend asked.“It was as easy as Pi,” he answered.
A young mom and dad are walking home from ashopping mall.Suddenly the mom looks in the stroller and says:“That’s not our baby!”“No,” the dad replies, “but it’s a much nicerstroller!”
A goldfish was sad when his girlfriend left him.“Don’t worry, son,” his dad said, “there are plentyof fish in the sea.”“Sure, dad, but we’re in an aquarium!”
What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?A pet that chases airplanes!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?A pet that chases airplanes!
A man goes to the doctor with a big bandage over bothears.“What happened to your ear?” the doctor asks.“I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang,” the mansays.“And what happened to the other ear?”“Just as I put the iron down, the phone rang again.”
A young tree was going off to college.“Good luck, son,” his dad said. “Don’t forget yourroots.”
Say these fast three times:Sluggish slimy slugs sail silently.Which wrist watches are Swiss watches?Barbie baked big butter biscuits.
Why is Cinderella a lousy fielder?She keeps running away from the ball.
Why does a conductor stand with his back to theaudience?He has to face the music.
What’s the difference between a bell and a ring?A bell can ring, but a ring can’t bell.What did the sneaker say to the chewing gum?You’re a bit too clingy.
What goes up and down at the same time, butnever moves?A staircase.
Doctor, my wife thinks she’s an elevator.Well, bring her in and I’ll take a look.I can’t, she doesn’t stop at this floor!
A neutron wants to buy a battery in a hardwarestore.He asks the owner: How much for this?The owner says: For you, no charge.
Where do orcas go for the holidays?Who knows, but they have a whale of a time.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
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