Good Funny Jokes Biography
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Q: What's the difference between a flea and a coyote?
A: One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: Let's meet up in the corner.
Q: How come seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they live by the bay, they'd be bagels!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: 'Cause their horns don't work.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeno business! (Sounds like "All up in your business.")
Q: Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
A: He was a good conductor.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies say?
A: GRAINS!
Q: How do you fit 5 bulbasaurs and 2 charizards onto a bus?
A: You Pokemon! (Poke 'em on)
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: One goes, WHACK! "Darn!" And the other goes "Darn," WHACK!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
A: Ruff! (Rough)
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q2: What's black and white and laughing?
A2: The penguin that pushed him.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it say the salad dressing.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson moonwalked!
Q: What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: When does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle!
Q: Why was the pirate wearing a paper towel on his head?
A: He had a Bounty on his head.
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C! (Years at sea.)
Q: How do you make a handkerchief dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
I wish to die peacefully in my sleep, not panicking, like his passengers.
Q: Did you hear about the person who got the whole left half of his body cut off?
A: Yeah, but he's all right now.
Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Q: What kind of cheese just isn't your's?
A: Nacho Cheese! (Not your cheese!)
A man meets an old friend & notices he is wearing an earring: when did u start wearing earring?
Friend: Ever since my wife found one in my car
Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,
Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".
Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places…
Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.
Son: Papa ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Sardar: Is din bhagwan RAM 8vi pass karke novmi me gaye honge
Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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.
Bcoz
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.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
Teacher:2 Aisi Cheezo K Naam Batao,Jinhe Nashte Me Nhi Kha Sakte
Santa:Sir! Lunch Aur Dinner.
Women wont play football not coz they aren't gud at it..
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10 other women in
front of 10,000 ppl.. ;-)
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of d window & realizes, "Damn it! I'm d husband!!!
A: One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: Let's meet up in the corner.
Q: How come seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they live by the bay, they'd be bagels!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: 'Cause their horns don't work.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeno business! (Sounds like "All up in your business.")
Q: Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
A: He was a good conductor.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies say?
A: GRAINS!
Q: How do you fit 5 bulbasaurs and 2 charizards onto a bus?
A: You Pokemon! (Poke 'em on)
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: One goes, WHACK! "Darn!" And the other goes "Darn," WHACK!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
A: Ruff! (Rough)
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q2: What's black and white and laughing?
A2: The penguin that pushed him.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it say the salad dressing.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson moonwalked!
Q: What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: When does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle!
Q: Why was the pirate wearing a paper towel on his head?
A: He had a Bounty on his head.
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C! (Years at sea.)
Q: How do you make a handkerchief dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
I wish to die peacefully in my sleep, not panicking, like his passengers.
Q: Did you hear about the person who got the whole left half of his body cut off?
A: Yeah, but he's all right now.
Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Q: What kind of cheese just isn't your's?
A: Nacho Cheese! (Not your cheese!)
A man meets an old friend & notices he is wearing an earring: when did u start wearing earring?
Friend: Ever since my wife found one in my car
Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,
Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".
Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places…
Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.
Son: Papa ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Sardar: Is din bhagwan RAM 8vi pass karke novmi me gaye honge
Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
Teacher:2 Aisi Cheezo K Naam Batao,Jinhe Nashte Me Nhi Kha Sakte
Santa:Sir! Lunch Aur Dinner.
Women wont play football not coz they aren't gud at it..
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10 other women in
front of 10,000 ppl.. ;-)
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of d window & realizes, "Damn it! I'm d husband!!!
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