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Saturday, 13 July 2013

Funny White Jokes

Funny White Jokes Biography

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A drugs Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?

He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a craphuh

9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl's Bottom!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?

Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?

Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line!

What do you call a white boy screaming as dragged down the highway behind a black man’s pickup truck?

A white lane marker.

Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?

Because crackers get soggy when wet.

Why can’t white people jump?

Because inbreeding prohibits it.

What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?

An ironing board with massage features.

Why did the white guy cross the road?

To get away from the black guy coming toward him.

Why did the white guy cross the road?

It was part of his five mile jog.

A white guy walks into a bar and is served a drink.

A white guy walks into a doctors office. The doctor says, "You have melanoma".

A white guy knocked out his date with hilarious jokes. And GHB.

What do you call a white guy who cleans your pool? Your husband.

What do you call a white guy who picks up garbage? An environmentalist.

A white guy wears shoes. Unless he is throwing a Frisbee on the quad.

A white guy gets extra napkins.

A white guy can't jump. Unless it's my car. Because the battery is dead.

A white guy got a tattoo. It's open to interpretation. Unless you speak Chinese.

What does a white guy eat for dinner? Whatever he wants.

-Knock, Knock

Who's There?

-A white person

Oh, come on in.

A white guy died in space.

A white guy counts to three. Nothing happens.

How many white men does it take to change a light bulb?

One. It’s a light bulb. He can just change it.

A white guy got on the wrong bus. He's not used to public transportation.

A white guy plugs his iPod into its charger. He will want to listen to it on his way to work tomorrow.

A white guy lost his car keys. Nevermind, he found them. They were in his fanny pack.

An easy formula for white guy jokes: A white guy listens to (insert white guy music) while driving his (insert white guy car).

An easier formula for white guy jokes: a white guy listens to (insert non-white guy music) while rollerblading.

A white guy goes to karaoke. He found it difficult to enunciate 'chickety china a Chinese chicken'.

A white guy uses his rollover minutes.

A white guy has allergies. He takes a Claritin.

A white guy checks the date on a milk carton.

What kind of tree is that? I don't know, but a white guy would.

A white guy starts a blog. A white girl realizes that starting all the jokes with "a white guy" is kind of sexist. She gets upset, cries, chops off all her hair and drives to D.C. to protest about women's rights. She then becomes a women's studies professor and gets a civil union with her partner, Tammy.

A white guy never tells anyone who he voted for. In the Republican primary.

A white guy sucks a dick. He's gay.

A white guy makes his girlfriend get an abortion because he wants to see the world.