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Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: Why did the fly sit on the stove?
A: He wanted to be home on the range. 

Q: What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping backwards?
A: A receding hairline!

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.

Q: How did the police scare the bugs away?
A: They called for the S.W.A.T. team.

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What do you get when you cross a high chair and a bird?
A: A stool pigeon.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

Q. What has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog that goes croak every night.

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!

Q: What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A milk dud!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!

Q: Qhat did one fish say to the other?
A: If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught. 

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q. Why did the tiger lose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

Q: What is more clever than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: What do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: Take it for a drag.

Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
A: Drumsticks for everybody!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll 

Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!

Q: What do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical Chairs

Q: Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work! 

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q: What did one shark say to the other?
A: Airline food is sure bad these days.

Q: What does a gay horse eat?
A: Haaaaaaay.

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A Walk
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Animal Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

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