Funny Animal Jokes Biography
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
Q: Why did the fly sit on the stove?
A: He wanted to be home on the range.
Q: What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping backwards?
A: A receding hairline!
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger.
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: How did the police scare the bugs away?
A: They called for the S.W.A.T. team.
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What do you get when you cross a high chair and a bird?
A: A stool pigeon.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Q. What has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog that goes croak every night.
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A milk dud!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: Qhat did one fish say to the other?
A: If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Q. Why did the tiger lose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: What is more clever than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: Take it for a drag.
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
A: Drumsticks for everybody!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: What do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical Chairs
Q: Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: What did one shark say to the other?
A: Airline food is sure bad these days.
Q: What does a gay horse eat?
Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside!
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A Walk
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.