Funny Dumb Jokes Biography
Different people have different levels of humor. Some people like Dirty Jokes, other people like Dumb Jokes, some People like Intelligent Jokes.
Dumb jokes may also be sometimes funny and attractive. So I thought there’s nothing to lose if I give it a try and make a very fine and unique article on dumb jokes. Read on to feel the craze of some hilarious and most funny dumb jokes.
Dumb jokes are jokes which are most funny and entertaining jokes. When someone dumb some other then what the other person do in response is unpredictable. Dumb jokes are most interesting jokes and when a boy dumb a girl what the girl will do? Can any one answer. The girl will dumb some other boy. Its is funny in what sense. No its not at all funny. But these below dumb jokes will surely make you laugh. Funspan has included these dumb jokes for making you laugh aloud.
One atom mistakenly bumps into another. The first one says, "Are you okay?"
The other answers, "No, I think I lost two electrons."
The first asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the other replies. "I'm two times more positive!"
Pattison is walking through the wild forest and runs into a bear, who instantly begins chasing him. Running to save his life, the man shouts, "Oh God! Please help me!"
God responds “Why should I come handy to you and help you as you never in your life called upon me and now when you are in trouble you say me to be there for you”
Pattison replies, "Well, then at least do me a favor and turn the bear into a good Christian then!"
Suddenly the bear stops, puts his paws together, and says "Dear Lord, thank you for this meal you've set before me...."
One day a panda walks into a cafe and orders a meal. When the waiter brings the check, the panda suddenly stands up, shoots the waiter, and goes running out the door.
A witness can't help shouting, "How can you do such a thing?!?"
The fleeing animal responds, "Idiot I'm a panda. Look it up."
Suddenly getting an idea, the person opens the dictionary: Panda -- an Asian mammal that eats, shoots and leaves.
One day a frog enters a bank, when and asks the banker for a loan, the banker gives him a loan of one hundred dollars. After an hour the same frog comes to the bank and asks for one more loan of hundred dollars so again he gives him more loan. And again.
When the frog comes the fourth time in the bank, the banker asks the frog why is he asking for loan again and again, the frog replies:
“I am buying mineral water for my pond”.
This doctor says to this patient, "I have got a bad news and worse news." He says, "then, what’s the bad news?" the doctor says, "You have got only 24 hours left to live." Then he says, "What’s the worse news?" the doctor says, "Sorry, I forgot to call you yesterday”
One ship was out in the ocean, and the soldier up in the crow's nest says, "There is an enemy ship ahead!" The captain of the ship responds quickly and says, "Fast bring me my red shirt." And another soldier says, "Yes Sir!!! And he gets the captain his red shirt, and the captain puts it on. And as the battle is about to ends, they did not even lose one single sailor. At the end of the battle, the soldier comes up and says, "Before the battle Sir, you said to bring you your red shirt. Wh- Why your RED shirt?" And the captain says, "Because, if I happen to be shot, and started bleeding, the sailors wouldn't see the blood and would continue to fight on!" The soldier says "Oh! That's brilliant, right there!" The next morning, the guy in the crow's nest yells, "18 enemy ships ahead!" The captain then says, "Hurry Bring me my brown pants!"
A husband enters the house then into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.
He says “This is the pig with whom I have sex when you are ill”
His wife looks at him and replies “That’s not a pig, it’s a sheep.”
Husband sent a message to his wife “Hi I will come late after work and please try to wash my dirty clothes and prepare my favorite dish before I return to home”
After this he sent another message “Sorry I forgot to tell you that my salary got increased and when I receive my next payment I will be getting you a new car”
His wife messaged back “OMG really”
The husband replied “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big
She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book,"he replied.
That's wonderful !" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride,
and said, "Winnie the ****!"