Funny Joke Of The Day Biography
source(google.com.pk)
Wo Ladke ..jo Game Parlour Par game Khelne nahi ..game dekhne aate hain..aur kambakht dekh dekh k khelne wale se zyada expert ho jaate hai , aur game khelne wale bacho ko gyan dete hai ..
Boy 1 Bholu - Mushroom khate hi battakh se takra gaya ..haha abi tum bache ho
Boy 2 Daamu - 2 ghannte se ye stage paar na huwa tumse .. mai kara dun kya ???
Boy 3 Samya - Rahene do beta ..tumse na ho payega .. haha
Boy 4 Golu - lambi jump maar yahan B button dabakey ..
Boy 4 Pappu - Agley Pipe mai ghus Jayiyoo..seedha last Stage
:D Kamal Ke din the vo b aaj Yaad aate hai , aaj ki generation ko kya pata games parlour ki keemat.
Hindi Teacher:" Prasang Sahit
Nimnlikhit Pankti Ka Varnan Kijiye:
"Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere
Liye.."
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Student:" Ye Pankti Bollywood
Ke Prasidhh Nayak Shri Salman Khan
Ke Chal Chitra ''Dabang'' Ke
"Munni Badnaam" Namak Kavita Se Li
Gayi Hai.
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Is Kavita Mein Kavi Mayavi Sundri
Malaika Arora Ko Sambodhit Karte
Hue Pyar Mein Badnaam Hone Ki
Prerna Dete Hai.
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Kavi Ne Is Kavita Ke Madhyam Se
Munni Ki Tulna
Jhandu Balm Aur Atom Bomb Se Ki
Hai.
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Is Kavita Se Hume Kavi Ki GEHRI SOCH Aur
Tulnatmak
Smriti Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai...
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.lol =)) :D
That before and after marriage situation.
Girl: When we get married I will share all your problems and stand by you in
times of pain and suffering.
Boy: Sweet. But honey I don’t have any problems right now.
Girl: Aww… sweety. That is because we are not married yet ;)
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!
Tragedies with Boys' Life:
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01. Good girls r Not Good looking :(
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02. Good looking girls r Not good girls :P
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03. Good looking & good girls r not single :D
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04. Good looking, good & single girls have strong Brothers :>
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05. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brother :/
What An Interview...
Boss-tumari Ability ?
Lady Secretary-
Young Hu, Dyanamic Hu, Sincere Hu,
Honest Hu, Harworking Hu, Qualified Hu,
Experienced Hu, Deserving Hu,
Typing Janti Hu,
File Sahi Rakhti Hu,
Computer Me Expert Hu,
Thoda Accounts B Janti Hu,
Disease Free Aur Healthy Hu,
Copper T Lagayi Hai,
7 Positions Aati Hai,
69 Me Expert Hu, Aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat K
Apne Flat Me Akeli Rehti Hu.
Boss: You Are Selected !!!
Tantrik to santa: Beta
tumhare ghar par
chudail ka vaas hai..
Santa: Baba, main
thappad maar dunga jo
meri biwi ke baare me
kuchh kaha to..
Dont kill me after reading this-
Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai
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