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Wo Ladke ..jo Game Parlour Par game Khelne nahi ..game dekhne aate hain..aur kambakht dekh dekh k khelne wale se zyada expert ho jaate hai , aur game khelne wale bacho ko gyan dete hai ..

Boy 1 Bholu - Mushroom khate hi battakh se takra gaya ..haha abi tum bache ho

Boy 2 Daamu - 2 ghannte se ye stage paar na huwa tumse .. mai kara dun kya ???

Boy 3 Samya - Rahene do beta ..tumse na ho payega .. haha

Boy 4 Golu - lambi jump maar yahan B button dabakey ..

Boy 4 Pappu - Agley Pipe mai ghus Jayiyoo..seedha last Stage

:D Kamal Ke din the vo b aaj Yaad aate hai , aaj ki generation ko kya pata games parlour ki keemat.

Hindi Teacher:" Prasang Sahit
Nimnlikhit Pankti Ka Varnan Kijiye:
"Munni Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere
Liye.."
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.
.
Student:" Ye Pankti Bollywood
Ke Prasidhh Nayak Shri Salman Khan
Ke Chal Chitra ''Dabang'' Ke
"Munni Badnaam" Namak Kavita Se Li
Gayi Hai.
.
Is Kavita Mein Kavi Mayavi Sundri
Malaika Arora Ko Sambodhit Karte
Hue Pyar Mein Badnaam Hone Ki
Prerna Dete Hai.
.
.
Kavi Ne Is Kavita Ke Madhyam Se
Munni Ki Tulna
Jhandu Balm Aur Atom Bomb Se Ki
Hai.
.
Is Kavita Se Hume Kavi Ki GEHRI SOCH Aur
Tulnatmak
Smriti Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai...
.
.lol =)) :D

That before and after marriage situation.

Girl: When we get married I will share all your problems and stand by you in
times of pain and suffering.
Boy: Sweet. But honey I don’t have any problems right now.
Girl: Aww… sweety. That is because we are not married yet ;)

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!

Tragedies with Boys' Life:
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01. Good girls r Not Good looking :(
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02. Good looking girls r Not good girls :P
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03. Good looking & good girls r not single :D
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04. Good looking, good & single girls have strong Brothers :>
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05. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brother :/

What An Interview...
Boss-tumari Ability ?
Lady Secretary-
Young Hu, Dyanamic Hu, Sincere Hu,
Honest Hu, Harworking Hu, Qualified Hu,
Experienced Hu, Deserving Hu,
Typing Janti Hu,
File Sahi Rakhti Hu,
Computer Me Expert Hu,
Thoda Accounts B Janti Hu,
Disease Free Aur Healthy Hu,
Copper T Lagayi Hai,
7 Positions Aati Hai,
69 Me Expert Hu, Aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat K
Apne Flat Me Akeli Rehti Hu.
Boss: You Are Selected !!!

Tantrik to santa: Beta
tumhare ghar par
chudail ka vaas hai..
Santa: Baba, main
thappad maar dunga jo
meri biwi ke baare me
kuchh kaha to..

Dont kill me after reading this-
Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Of The Day Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

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