100 Funny Jokes Biography
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Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Its easier than walking!
A: Its easier than walking!
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Q: Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?
A: It was a vicious cycle.
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: Why does a hummingbird hum?
A: It doesn't know the words!
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school!
Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A: The temperature!
Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Q: What has one horn and gives milk
A: A milk truck.
Q: Where do bulls get their messages?
A: On a bull-etin board.
Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
A: They CHARGE!
Q: What runs but can't walk?
A: The faucet!
Q: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A: A water bed!
Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A: Firecrackers!
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.
Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock
Q: What do you call leftover aliens?
A: Extra Terrestrials.
Q: What's taken before you get it?
A: Your picture.
Q: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May. Did you hear about the injured vegetable? Some say he got beet.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why did the child study in the airplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
A: Runway inflation.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the germ?
A: Never mind. I don't want to spread it around
Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal.
A: a cereal killer.
Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: a rectangle
Q: Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A: He woke up.
Q: What the difference between you and a calendar?
A: a calendar has dates.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon?
A: Bridge over troubled water.
Q: Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
A: He was booed off stage.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
A: Nostralgia.
Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web.
Q: Why are chefs so mean?
A: They beat eggs and whip cream.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?
A: He's all right now.
Q: Did you hear about the paper boy? A: He blew away
Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
A: Arriba McEntire.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: Yeah, it was in’tents’.
Q: Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases?
A: Their making headlines...
Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
A: a Vel-Crow.
Q.Music Teacher: What's your favourite musicle instrument?
A.Fat Kid: The lunch bell
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
A: He resisted a rest lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader.
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