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I saw this one in a book, it goes something like this...

There where three boys hiding in sacks in a barn. The farmer kicked the first one and said "woof" pretending to be a dog. The farmer kicked the second one and the boy said "meow" pretending to be a cat. The farmer kick the third on and the boy said "potato". 

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch ding dong, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.' The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 lbs, I have a 20 inch ding dong, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.' The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'! 

wanna hear a joke about pizza?

naah, its too cheesy.

Why did the bee wanna get married!!

Becuz it wanted to go on a HONEYMOON!!!! hahaha get it

Kid: mom can I wear a mini skirt today?

Mom: no

Kid: can I wear makeup?

Mom: no

Kid: but why not? I'm 16!!

Mom: I know Justin...*sigh* I know

Yo Mamma Jokes

Ex: You Mamma so fat she got hit by a train and said "did someone hit me with a rock?"

What's black and white and red all over?? 

A newspaper.

What travels all over the world but stays in one corner?? 

A stamp.

What's the difference between your parents and your nose?? 

You can't pick your parents, but you can pick your nose.

Did you know that the Ancient Egyptians used rocks as pillows?

(I shook my head no)

Do you know how the Egpytians died out?

(Shook my head no again)

Pillow fights!!!

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married....the ceremony wasn't good but the reception was great

What do you get when you cross a mountain goat and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross two scalars

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

"Hey! Aren't you a little too young to be smoking?"

what do you call a chicken coop with four doors?

A CHICKEN SEDAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats a snakes fave school subject??? 

Hissssstory.

Where do fish keep their money? 

in the riverbank.

On a snakes car, how do the keep their windshield clean?? 

windshield vipers...

Where do fish borrow money?? 

Loan sharks

What does a whale eat with peanut butter?? 

Jellyfish

So there is two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "you drive, I'll man the guns".

Two antennas got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was amazing.

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Really Really Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013