Funny Mama Jokes Biography
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.
Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.
Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.
Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.
Yo mama teeth are so black, the car’s check oil light comes on.
Yo mama is not so smart, she studied for a drug test.
Yo mama is so fat, she dosen’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the toilet it broke right into pieces.
Your mama so stupid, she sat on the tv to watch the couch.
Yo mammas so black she went to night school and they marked her absent.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said “moving.”
Yo mamma so skinny they use her as a toothpick at wimpy.
Your mama is so fat that your father needs a GPS to find her ass.
Yo mama is so fat she carries her husband like a baby.
Yo mama so fat she bought a fur coat and the whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so fat when she walked through a drive through people thought she was a Cadillac escalade.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t fit in this joke.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat around the house!
Yo mama so black, when she was trying to move her TV at night they said “We have a GHOST!”
Yo mama so dumb, she used a ruler to measure how long she sleeps.
Yo mama so ugly, she steps in front of the mirror and it shade-rd into pieces.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it showed her phone number.
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