Stupid Funny Jokes Biography
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I believe that LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. I believe that a SMILE a day helps. I have set up a collection of some of my favorites on this blog. Take some time to enjoy some of them. Be sure to SMILE.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car, Robin!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokémon.
How do you top a car?
Tep on the brake, toopid!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way, you neak up on it.
Why was the man holding the fish?
Just for the halibut.
How do you make Lady GaGa laugh?
Poke her face.
When should you always go to the dentist?
At 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
Vampire 1: I loved you the moment I saw you!
Vampire 2: It must have been love at first bite!
Teacher: Sammy, you're late to school again!
Sammy: I broke my leg.
Teacher: That's a lame excuse!
Cody, eating his school lunch: I just swallowed a bone!
Teacher: Are you choking?
Cody: No, I'm serious.
What's blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
I feel like I know more - I'll post any I remember! :)
Why do elephants have trunks?
They'd look pretty stupid carrying around suitcases!
Person 1: What's the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
Person 2: I dont know, what is the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
Person 1: Boy, I'd hate to send you to the store to buy a couple of chickens!
What's the difference between a chicken and an owl?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Owl?
Person 1: 9 elephants ran down the street wearing red slippers. 1 elephant ran down the street wearing green slippers. What does this prove?
Person 2: That 9 out of 10 elephants wear red slippers!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Why is a hen sitting on a fence like a penny?
Because it's got a head on one side and a tail on the other!
What do you do if there's a 5-ton gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else!
What do you call a 5-ton gorilla?
Sir.
What did the 5000 pound mouse say to the cat?
Here, kitty kitty kitty!
Person 1: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who's left?
Person 2: Repeat!
Person 1: Okay! Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who's left?
Person 2: Repeat!
Person 1: Fine! Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who's left?
Person 2: Repeat!
Person 1: Listen up this time! Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who's left?
Person 2: Repeat!
...this could go on forever! You should try this out on one of your friends!
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