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Banta road se gujar raha tha,

achanak

usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya

or

jor se chillaya....

Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai

Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah...

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai

Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai.........

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath

Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad;

Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" krta hu main"

Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad"(wah-wah)

msg pe msg bhejte ho

bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho

bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho

khud ka bheja chalta nahi

dusro ka bheja bhej te ho.....

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that is not a crime,

anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

If I was an artist,

you would be my picture!

If I was a poet,

you would be my inspiration!

If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

If your father is a poor man,

It is your fate but,

If your father-in-law is a poor man,

it’s your stupidity.

Evolution of MAN:

Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,

Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,

Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,

Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya

Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?

Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,

“overtime laga raha hoon.”

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai

Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?

Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Boy: Long Drive Par..!!

Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?

Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.

Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.

Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.

Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.

Boy:aap kaun?

Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?

Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.

Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha

Hai?

Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,

Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?

Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Monu-Hutt

Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,

Cndctor:- 2 Q ?

Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,

Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?

Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

Read this fast!

Chai

Coffee

Chai

Coffee

Chai

Coffee

Chai

Coffee

Ok!!! Congrats!!!!

U r selected 2 work at d railway station..

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-

Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi

Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013