Funny Valentines Jokes Biography
Valentine's Day special jokes. Valentine's day is on 14th February every year but to some of us everyday is valentine's day. Here is a list of some funny valentine's day jokes for your laugh. Enjoy and spread these funny jokes about valentine. Have fun and and a great time. No matter whether you are single or engaged, celebrate Valentine's day at your own style at your own way. Ultimately happiness counts. Enjoy these hilarious valentines day jokes. Here you'll get lots of funny valentine jokes, hilarious valentine's day jokes, valentine cartoons, funny pictures about valentine's day, quotes, sms, videos, valentine sayings, limericks, love poems, cupid jokes cartoons and more.
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”
Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A. "I'm sweet on you!"
Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."
Q. What did one pickle say to the other?
A. "You mean a great dill to me."
Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. "You're fun to hang around with."
Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?
A. "I dot my i's on you!"
Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"
Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Ughs and kisses!
Howard you like a great big kiss?
It was Valentine's day and John and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. John and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted', Okay, who's got the remote control?'
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
'The first ten years are the hardest.'
'How long have you been married?' she asked.
'Ten years', he replied.