Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Biography

source(google.com.pk)

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?

A: Data!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?

A: It had a virus!

Q: What is a computer virus?

A: A terminal illness!

Q: Why was the computer cold?

A: It left it's Windows open!

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?

A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?

Q: Why did the computer squeak?

A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

A: A screensaver!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?

A: In their mousepads

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Quattro sinko.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A: A stick.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?

A: Ghoul keeper.

Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?

A: Yeller!

Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?

A: Cheerios!

Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

A: Because she's always running away from the ball.

Q: When is a baby good at basketball?

A: When it's dribbling!

Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?

A: Because he shot the ball.

Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?

A: Because they dunk them!

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake? 

A: You crack me up! 

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

A: To reach the high notes.

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

A: The Food!

Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?

A: Flying saucers!

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?

A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: How do you get straight A's?

A: By using a ruler!

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?

A: So, what's your point!

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane? 

A: Because he wanted a higher education! 

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?

A: His keys were inside the piano!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? 

A: She couldn't control her pupils! 

Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?

A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?

A: They both give out sentences.

Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?

A: Student: Not really.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?

A: To test the water.

Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?

A: Student: Big hands!

Q: Teacher: If you got $20 from 5 people, what you get?

A: Student: A new bike.

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam?

A: Student: I hope you didn't either.

Q: Teacher: What is the shortest month?

A: Student: May, it only has three letters.

Q: Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?

A: Student: At once!

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013