Some Funny Jokes Biography
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Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
(WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the password "penis". The computer says: ERROR! password too short!
Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue. (No offense to MJ and his fans)
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue.
U r beautiful,
I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead,
I'm blue.
U r my headache,
one day I'll kill u.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men r talking.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reason.
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