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Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.

Mere jute 1500 ke hain.

Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….

20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

India is nation and Dadar is station,

wha wha

India is nation and& dadar is station,

Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna

Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,

ki har sms bhejne se pahle,

service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji

Ru sure?

bhejna hai,

ki sending fail kr du?

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..

“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &

short enough to create interest.

Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.

Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.

Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,

Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

facial,

bleach,

waxing,

hair cuting/straighting,

threading,

toning,

scrubing,

moisturhng,

done

&

put on

lipstick,

lipgloss,

lipliner,

perfume,

body toner,

body lotion,

eye liner,

eye shadow,

eye maskara,

foundation,

face powder,

rings,

bracelet,

neckless,

nail paint,

party dress,

Sandle,

Purse and

says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :

“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”

Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..

Boys alwayz rocks… :D

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Santa: Biwi Se

Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge

biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!

Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.

Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!

jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! :D

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Sms Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013