Funny Women Jokes Biography
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Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her
A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q: What's a dog turd and a woman got in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.
Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: A $100 bill.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".
Q: What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q: Why do women get yeast infections?
A: So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman with PMS?
A: Lipstick.
Q: What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
A: Nothing, she's already been told once.
Q: What's the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth?
A: Einsteins Dick
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet that on your dick.
Q: Why do men die before their wives ?
A: They want to.
Q: What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
A: You can't unscrew a pregnant lady!
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry her.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?
A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think men care.
Q: Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
A: Wedding cake.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a women?
A: Because, a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Q: How is a woman like a laxative ?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
A: Ten minutes of silence
Q: Why do women talk so much?
A: Because they have two sets of lips.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
Q: why do women not need a drivers license?
A: because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Q: Why does every man need a woman?
A: Because the dishes would get to piled up without one.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is riding her.
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman.
Q: What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Q: What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
A: A women.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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