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son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret
Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.
Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.
Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||
99 sal ka aadmi
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata...
Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega
Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..
Malkin: Kyu?
Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!
Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'
Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'
Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
Usne kaha -na ched ladki ko paap hoga
kal tu bhi kisi ladkika baap hoga.
Maine kaha bhagwan kre tera kehna sach ho
jo mujhe baap kahe wo tera bacha ho.. || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||
barish hui aur hum bhig gaye,
wah wah
barish hui aur hum bhig gye.
wah wah
age kya hua?
Hona kya tha?
Dhoop nikli aur hm sukh gye
Ram g keh gye siya se aisa kalyug ayega......wah wah
Ram g keh gye siya se aisa klyug ayega.......wah wah
are volume km kr papa jg jayega...............its true
Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?
Best reply-
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye
sorry kal rat ko msg nhi kr saka police ne pakad lia tha "murder case mai maine ek ladki se kaha mujhse shadi karogi to
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khushi se hi mar gayi pagli?
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mota marta moti pr
bhuka marta roti pr
master ji ki do batiyan
par mai to marta hu choti pr
Baris k mousam me apka dil machalta hoga,
Pani me bhigne ka dil krta hoga
Isme apki galti nhi
Is mousam mai har mendhak ka aisa hi krta hoga.
Sardar: sarab pikar scooter se 1 arthi se takra gya. dead body gir gyi log sardarji ko pitne lge. Sardar-jo gir gya vo to kuch bol nhi rha tum khi ke don ho kya
Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh....... Chup......!!
Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai.....
Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. "ab or dukh nahi sahenge"
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.
Unke gum me, Unke gam me hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye,
Bewafa aaye, aur nahake chal diye...!!!
Hume paper nahi aata tha hum udas ho gaye Sari sheet par apki photo bana dali Fir b hum pass ho gaye Q? Qki paper drawing ka tha Or cartoon Banana Tha.
Chala ja msg tu banke gulab.
Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge janab .
Bap bete se=Beta agar sasural wale bike de to car mangna,agar plot de to flat mangna.Beta=papa agr ve ladki denge to me ladki ki ma mang lunga..
Tumhara chehra chanda k saman tumahari ankh .kan. Naak sab chandak saman or tumhe kya batye chanda hamare bandar k nam
Beti- Papa me Maa Bane wali hu..
Papa- Besharm ye kya keh Rahi hai?
Beti- Apne hi to kaha tha jb tk mai kuch Ban Nhi jati Ap SCOOTY Nhi Dilaoge.
Papu ki uske baap se hui ladai, baap ne ki papu ki pitai,papu ka khaula khoon, gaya kabristan aur kabar pe baap ki photo tang k likh diya
"COMING SOON"
Aap agar PAGAL ho to msg padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to msg kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega
ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is msg padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey msgs nahin karta
Why does a Donkey eat grass?
. . . . . . . . Oops . . . . . . . . .Sorry . . . . . . ..That's ur personal matter. How can I interfere!
socha tha use is kadar bhul jayenge, dekh kr bhi andekha kr jayenge.
aur jab dekhta hu usko......sochta hun is bar dekh lu
agli bar bhul jayenge.
Aj maine do kasame khai hai
(1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pr nazar nhi dalunga Aur
(2) Kisi bhi ladki ko pr aya nhi samjhunga
suraj bana to tare bane,
husn bana to deewane bane.
kuch na kuch to jarur hai ap me,
warna u hi nhi pagal khane bane.
In hatho me itni takat he,ye jud jaye to sharafat he,ye mil jaye to mohobbat he,aur ye uth jaye to shamat he.
Saying of the Decade: Even if all the musicians join together 2 create a melody 2 make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers & textbooks..;)
Classroom is like a train...
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives...
middle 2 benches are general compartments &
last 2 benches are sleeper coaches
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