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Funny Jokes In Spanish Biography

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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’ Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ‘computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (‘el computador’), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.

Un tipo muy antipático está de visita en Ecuador, y va a la Catedral de Quito a visitar la tumba del general Antonio José de Sucre, líder revolucionario en la Guerra de Independencia. Allí hay un guía que lo explica todo:

- Y este es el gorro que Sucre usó en la batalla de Pichincha

– ¡Qué va! No tenía gorro Sucre – dice el hombre.

– Y este es el sable que Sucre usó en la batalla de Pichincha.

– ¡Pura paja! No tenía sable Sucre.

– Y este es el poncho que Sucre usó cuando cruzó los Andes.

– No juegue, chico, que Sucre no tenía poncho.

Y así molesta el hombre durante todo el tour hasta que llegan a la tumba de Sucre.

- Y estas son las cenizas de Sucre…

- No voy a tragarme esa guayaba, que no fumaba pa’ na’ Sucre.

-¿Sabías que si le doy dinero a mi perro, va al quiosco y me trae el periódico? -¡No me lo puedo creer! -¡Dále algo y verás! [El amigo le pone dinero al perro en el collar y el perro sale corriendo... Una hora más tarde, el chucho aún no ha regresado...] -¡Oye, tu perro no vuelve! -¿Cuánto dinero le diste? -Diez euros -¡Vaya por Dios!, cuando tiene tanto dinero se va al cine...

¿Cómo puedes terminar con 100 elefantes con un aerosol de pintura rosa? Pintas de rosa a uno; ése se muere de vergüenza y los otros 99 se mueren de risa...