Funny Momma Jokes Biography
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Yo Momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo Momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo Momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo Momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo Momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo Momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo Momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo Momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo Momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo Momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo Momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo Momma has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo Momma has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo Momma has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo Momma has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo Momma has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo Momma has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo Momma so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo Momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo Momma so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo Momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo Momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo Momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo Momma so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo Momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Yo Momma so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
Yo Momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yo Momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo Momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo Momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo Momma so short she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so old, When she farted dust came out!
Yo Momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo Momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo Momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo Momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo Momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo Momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo Momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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