Cool Funny Jokes Biography
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A man injured in his car accident, he called 911 for help.
Man said, “Operator, operator, please call me an ambulance immediately”.
Operator replied, “Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!”
A cat was chasing couple of mice.
When the mice were trapped by the cat, one of them turned around and started barking, “Woof…Woof…Woof”.
The cat got scared and ran away.
When the mouse asked his mother about cat’s retreat, she said with smile, “My son, this is benefit of learning two languages”.
A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my foot, it really hurts. If I touch my elbow – AAH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you, you have broken your finger!”
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man with his wife went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing trick, from the back of the theatre the man yelled at magician, “How’d you do that trick?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – U’r Hardworking
I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding
I am gonna write on all bricks , “I MISS you” and wish one fall on your head….so that you’ll come 2 know how it hurts when you miss someone .
There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for DAD
1 for MOM
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?
FRIENDS are like balloons; once you let them go, you can’t ever bring them back. Thats why i’ll tie you tight to my heart. You are too precious for me.
FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.
Man said, “Operator, operator, please call me an ambulance immediately”.
Operator replied, “Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!”
A cat was chasing couple of mice.
When the mice were trapped by the cat, one of them turned around and started barking, “Woof…Woof…Woof”.
The cat got scared and ran away.
When the mouse asked his mother about cat’s retreat, she said with smile, “My son, this is benefit of learning two languages”.
A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my foot, it really hurts. If I touch my elbow – AAH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you, you have broken your finger!”
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man with his wife went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing trick, from the back of the theatre the man yelled at magician, “How’d you do that trick?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – U’r Hardworking
I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding
I am gonna write on all bricks , “I MISS you” and wish one fall on your head….so that you’ll come 2 know how it hurts when you miss someone .
There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for DAD
1 for MOM
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?
FRIENDS are like balloons; once you let them go, you can’t ever bring them back. Thats why i’ll tie you tight to my heart. You are too precious for me.
FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.
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