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Tuesday, 9 July 2013

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Why can't Mexicans play uno?
They always go for the green card.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she exits a battered woman's home?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's penis.

How do "white" fairy tales start?

Once Upon a Time.

How do "black" fairy tales start?

Nigga, you ain't gonna believe this!

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How do you know when your sisters started her periods?

Your dad's cock tastes of blood.

What's 20 foot long and wrapped around a cunt?

A turban.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II?

The Pope died a virgin.

A little girl gets into the shower with her father. She looks down at his manparts, and says "Daddy daddy, when will I get one of those?" Her dad looks at his watch and replies "In half an hour when your mums at work."

What do Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?

They both come in small yellow boxes.

Tasmanians, women in labour and babies painting houses.

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A Tasmanian couple walk out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out. Her ex-husband says, "Oh for fuck's sake, stop crying! You're still my sister!"

A women is in labour and is shouting and screaming as usual, "Get me this, give me drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me fucker!" Her boyfriend replied casually, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said it'd be too painful."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.

The latest fried chicken joke did the usual damage and has led to the usual apologies — and we need to put this behind us.

For all of the money professional athletes are paid, it might be helpful to send them to a mandatory class on what not to say when a microphone is in front of them.

Although Tiger Woods has had his troubles, I feel for him because even though he is the world’s greatest golfer by most accounts and helped revive the sport and increase its appeal for millions, he still has to deal with racially insensitive comments.

It is even more striking when we acknowledge that Tiger, by his own accounts, is Cablinasian (a term he made up as a child) in terms of ethnicity because of his African-American, Asian, Native American and Dutch roots.

He even went so far on an “Oprah” show to say he preferred not to be defined as an African-American, much to the disappointment of many who wanted to claim the then-reigning golf king as their own.

But Tiger has slowly found out after another much-publicized racial joke that the old “one-drop rule” still seems to be in effect.

In 1997 it was a crack from golfer Fuzzy Zoeller about serving fried chicken and collard greens after Tiger became the youngest winner of the Masters at 21.

The latest is fellow golfer Sergio Garcia attempting to be funny about what he would serve Woods when asked how the two were now getting along after some widely reported tension between them.

And, for the first time, Tiger wasn’t initially so forgiving.

What I find so striking is how people around the world know the typical jokes about African-Americans. Hailing from Spain, it is interesting to know how Garcia so readily knows black folks all want to eat fried chicken. How did he learn this? Are we so effective sending out stereotypes and slang language?

Some readers would say, “Why don’t y’all get over it?”

Well, trust me, we want to, but fresh reminders don’t help the effort.

Often people ask why people of color don’t want to be in situations where diversity is limited. The simple truth is that a lot of people do want to be there, but it’s painful to hear the fried chicken jokes. And considering it is now 2013 and my fried chicken is grilled and sitting on top of a Caesar salad, times have changed ... a lot!

I am sharing this because many times students ask how they and their children can be different and tomorrow’s society be better still. Stop sharing the jokes and stop laughing at them.

The most effective way is to get to know someone who is different from you and your circle of friends. When we get to know people and engage in conversation, fellowship and friendship we dispel myths, disintegrate stereotypes and find nothing funny in the latest “Did you hear the one about …?”

I feel bad for Tiger because despite the millions and the green jackets, he is still a fried chicken brother.

Memo to professional golf: Talk to the pros about what to do behind a mike. The silliness is getting worse, and you don’t seem to mind