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Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola

SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.

Librarian-

Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?

Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li

100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!

why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo

Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo

Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,

Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo

 

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!

Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?

Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,

Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,

Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .

pehle wo meri GF thi

Me bolta tha wo suni thi

phir wo meri mangetar bani,

Wo bolti thi main sunta tha

jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he

Mohalla sunta hai.

vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi

lakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi

Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.

Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips.

Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".

2 choohe paid pe baithe the, 

neeche se 1 hathi guzra,

1 chooha hathi pe ja gira 

dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.

Indian Govt kahti hai ki

ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai.

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pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.

uska kya??

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

Indian Banks Description

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar

HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand

HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor

Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

   

 

  Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde

Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde

   

 

  Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. 

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

   

 

 

Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:

“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…

Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,

Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,

Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di” 

   

 

  Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!

Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai

Tan Usne Keha, 

Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

   

 

  Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye

Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye, 

Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli

Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa

Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare

Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai

Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai

Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai

   

 

  Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.

Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…

   

 

  Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya

Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,

Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,

Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…

   

 

  Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki, 

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C, Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!! 

   

 

  Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir 

Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

   

 

  Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. 

Patient: teek hai doctor 

(ek hafte ke baad) 

Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? 

Patient: nahi doctor. 

Doctor: kyu nahi? 

Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

   

 

 

Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To Gujre

Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah…

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,

Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…

   

 

 

Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya

5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.

Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?

Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di…

   

 

 

Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english:

“Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai.”

Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.

   

 

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? 

Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

   

 

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? 

Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? 

Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

   

 

Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. 

Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

   

 

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. 

Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. 

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa

   

 

Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa: 

"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"

   

 

 Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. 

girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? 

Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

   

 

Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai. 

Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Indian Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013