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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!! :D

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

;)

Q: Why did the helicopter crash?
A: Because the pilot was a peice of toast.

Q: Why did the kid fall off his bike?
A: Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.


In The Zone
Two elephants fell off a cliff.

Boom Boom

Music Swop Shop, M'bourne
Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed.

got some more.

q.whats green and stands in a corner?? 
a. a naughty frog.

q.whats the difference between an elephant and a plum? 
a. there both purple except the elephant.

q. Whats purple and crawls?
a. a wounded grape.

q. whats yellow and flies through walls?
a. a magic banana.

q. where do you find a turtle with no legs?
a. where you found it!

here's a double

q. why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
a. because he was dead.
q. why did the squirell fall out of the tree?
a. because he was stapled to the monkey.

q. when is a door not a door?
a. when its ajar.

so i already wrote this joke

Q. Why did Billy fall of his bike??
A. Billy is a fish. 
:rolleyes:

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Cos she had no arms :D

this is old but, meh.

q. why did the bubblegum cross the road
a. because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

q, whats the difference between a baby and a banana

a, a banana doesn't scream when you peel it!!

q. wat do you call postman when he retires?

a. pat

What's funnier then a dead baby in a bucket?

A dead baby in 10 buckets.


How do you get four elephants in a mini-minor?
Two in the front and two in the back.

How do u know if an elephants been in the fridge?
There's footprints in the butter.

How do u know if there's been two elephants in the fridge?
There's two sets of footprints in the butter.

How do u know if there's been three elephants in the fridge?
There's three sets of footprints in the butter.

How do u know if there's been four elephants in the fridge?
There's a mini-minor parked outside.

Ricketts said:
Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

;)
HAHAHAHA  :D 
2 Muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Holy ****, its hot in here" The other muffin replies "Holy **** a talking muffin"

Whats pink n fluffy?
Pink fluff...

Why did the boy with one arm fall out of a tree?
Because his friend waved to him.

Whats brown n sticky?
A stick.

that'll do for now....

2 blondes walk into a bar...
you would of thought the first one would have seen it

what do you call a deer with no eyes???
no idea

what do you call a fly without wings??
a walk

how do you get three gays on one stool??
turn it upside down

what was the blonde doing up the tree???
raking leaves

Q. Why couldnt the cat get through the cat flap?
A. Because it was on a motorbike.

Q. Whats red and looks like a bucket?
A. A red bucket.

Q. What did one farmer say to the other farmer?
A. How's your farm?

lol

what do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?

a stick!

:D:D

What did Tarzan say when he saw 48 elephants coming over the hills?
"Oh look, here comes 48 elephants over the hills"

What did Tarzan say when he saw 48 elephants coming over the hills wearing sunglasses?
Nothing he didn't recognise them.

Three blokes sailing on a raft in the ocran after their ship went down.

One sits at the edge, his leg dangling in the water. One of the others says to him "don't do that, a shark might bite your leg off".

Bloke says "nah, that won't happen, my dad's a typewriter".

Bloke walks into a bakery, "I'll have a loaf of vienna please"

Baker asks "you want it sliced or not sliced?"

Bloke says "doesn't matter, my motorbike's outside"

Q. How many abstracts does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Fish

Q. How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Eleven. One to change it, the other ten to explain how much better they could have done it.

Q. How many men does it take to clean a toilet?

A. None. It's a woman's job. :D

Two Irish women are knitting baby jumpers while watching TV. One says to the other "Hope mine's a boy, I've only got blue wool". Other one says "Hope mine's a mutant, I've buggered up the sleeves".

Paddy and Mick are walking down the street looking for work. They see a sign saying "tree fellers wanted". Paddy says to Mick, "Ah that's no good, there's only two of us".

Bloke walks into a barber shop, says to the barber "I want you to cut my hair so I look like Brad Pitt". Bloke falls asleep in the chair, wakes up half an hour later, completely bald. 
He looks in the mirror, shocked, and says "Brad Pitt doesn't look like this!!!!"
Barber says "He would if he came here".

Q: How Many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the b!^ch cook in the dark

Q: What do you say when Eddie McGuire is 3/4 buried in sand?
A: Not Enough Sand

Q: What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof?
A: Get Off the roof

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: Robin, get in the car.

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Stupid But Funny Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

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