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Michael: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
Matthew: I don’t know. What?
Michael: Candy corneas.

A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and…learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.

Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?

Philip: I don’t know.

Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?

Nolan: I don’t know.

Brandon: The Boogie Man!

Everett: What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?

Francisco: What?

Everett: Hide-and-ghost-seek.

Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

Woody: Why?

Jerry: It raises their spirits.

Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Belia: What?

Joshua: Bamboo.

Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Tom: What?

Tim: Booberry pie.

Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?

Jerry: I dunno.

Tom: The living room!

Tom Swiftie: “That ghost movie was horrible!” Tom booed.

Aidan: What is a ghost’s favorite Cub Scout event?

Taylor: What?

Aidan: Boo and Gold.

Aidan: What is a witch’s favorite Cub Scout event?

Taylor: I give up.

Aidan: Brew and Gold.

Aidan: What is a werewolf’s favorite Cub Scout event?

Taylor: What?

Aidan: Pack meetings, of course!

A book never written: “Ghost Hunting” by E. Gadd.

Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain?

Thomas: Why?

Jess:  It dampens their spirits!

Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?

Nathan: What is it?

Race: Monster-ella!

Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?

Harvey: I have no clue.

Joker: She heard he grew another foot!

Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”

“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

Jack: Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?

Jill: Who?

Jack: The Ghoul Scouts.

Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?

Ethan: Tell me.

Sam: He always goes for the juggler!

Dale: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?

Gayle: You join his fang club.

Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?

Bob: What?

Bill: It Sphinx!

Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

Taylor: I have no idea.

Chris: A necktarine!

Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Selena: Why?

Gracie: Because they have bat breath.

A book never written: “Did a Vampire Bite Me?” by Chick Yerneck.

Bruce: What is a vampire’s favorite dance?

Kevin: I don’t know. What?

Bruce: The Fang-Dango.

Trent: Why are vampires so easy to fool?

Brent: Why?

Trent: Because they’re suckers.

Eddie: What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?

Red: What?

Eddie: Count Spatula.

Tim: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Tom: What?

Tim: Lots of blood tests!

Daffynition: Retreat—To get another piece of candy.

Tom Swiftie: “I’m not eating too much candy,” Tom said sweetly.

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Halloween Jokes Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013