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Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?

Will: What?

Luke: “Google, google, google.”

A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.

Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Ordep: What?

Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?

Caitlyn: What?

Caleb: A turkey.

Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

Adam: Why?

Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?

Zach: I give up!

Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”

Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Tom: What kind?

Chas: Plymouth Rock!

Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner.

Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?

Jerry: I don’t know. What?

Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?

Jay: Which one?

Justin: Fangs-giving!

Thanksgiving has inspired some of the funniest Thanksgiving jokes, quotes and sayings. So, sit back and get ready for some of the funniest jokes around.

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?

He was very thinkful.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?

One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?

A palgrim.

Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language.

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Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

To try to hatchet!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?

Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"

Student: "Baseballs."

Teacher: "Baseballs?"

Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all.

What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?

The letter G!

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

A poultry farmer was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, "The turkey I bred had six legs!"

His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, "What about the taste?"

The father said with a long-drawn face, "Do you think it is so easy to catch it?"

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).

The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”

The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”

What do you get if you cross a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?

A Witch-bone

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?

A poultrygeist!