Saturday 13 July 2013

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Here is a lot to offer on funny joke pictures you can read it or you can watch it .In both cases you are in for enjoyment.

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted." I've just opened a new restaurant called Karma.

 There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve.

 I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted.

Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge.

 Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.

 Being honest may not get you a lot of FRIENDS but it'll always get you the RIGHT ONES.

I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

 I'm so bright my mother calls me son.

My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What fits your schedule better......Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?

Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver I know some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.

 If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow.

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist. Change is hard.

Have you ever tried to bend a coin?

 If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

Did you hear about the farmer who fed his cows birdseed and started selling cheep milk

A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you' 2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents?

Man that's Ludacris I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.

It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!


I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.

 I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

 "When I die, I want my tombstone to be a WiFi hotspot......that way people visit more often."

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Some of the lamest jokes of all time!

What do massage therapists eat for dinner? Spa-ghetti.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why was the chicken happy? Everything was eggcellent.

What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage.

Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.

What’s the strongest bird? A crane.

What insect is good at math? An account-ant.

What wobbles as it flies? A jelly-copter.

Now for one of my favorite:

What happened to the wooden car made of wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

It wooden go!!!

Haha! If you have any other lame (or great) joke submit them here. :)

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

Funny Joke Pictures Free Pictures Images Photos Designs 2013

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