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How can you make a gay man scream twice?

Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your d*ck off on his curtains.

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?

He didn't like the way he was being reared.

Why do so many gays have mustaches?

To hide the stretch marks.

Did you hear about the homosexual electron?

Went around blowing fuses.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter?

Only came in male boxes.

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?

100 people that don''t do d*ck!

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?

A fruit stand.

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?

At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"

Two gays, are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch one, whom he beats to shit. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummelling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts:

"Where's your fucking boyfriend?! If I find him I'm gonna shove this truncheon right up his arse!"

A voice from the darkness whispers:

"I'm in the bin!"

What does one homosexual say to another homosexual going on vacation?

Can I help you pack your shit?

What does AIDS stand for?\ \ Anally Injected Death Sentence.

Four homosexuals are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"

Q: What do you call a gay bar without bar stools?\ \ A: A fruit stand

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool at the same time?\ \ A: Turn it upside down.

So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.

When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand."

The gay man stood up.

The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns."

"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"